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A Naughty Statue of a Pregnant Britney Spears – the Apocolypse is Nigh

Filed under: General,Pics,Society — Dangerous Dan @ 3:04 pm

Great googly-moogly, the pro-life movement must be getting desperate if it’s doing this:

BROOKLYN (March 22, 2006) — A nude Britney Spears on a bearskin rug while giving birth to her firstborn marks a ‘first’ for Pro-Life. Pop-star Britney Spears is the “ideal” model for Pro-Life and the subject of a dedication at Capla Kesting Fine Art in Brooklyn’s Williamsburg gallery district, in what is proclaimed the first Pro-Life monument to birth, in April.

Dedication of the life-sized statue celebrates the recent birth of Spears’ baby boy, Sean, and applauds her decision of placing family before career. “A superstar at Britney’s young age having a child is rare in today’s celebrity culture. This dedication honors Britney for the rarity of her choice and bravery of her decision,” said gallery co-director, Lincoln Capla. The dedication includes materials provided by Manhattan Right To Life Committee.

“Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston,” believed Pro-Life’s first monument to the ‘act of giving birth,’ is purportedly an idealized depiction of Britney in delivery. Natural aspects of Spears’ pregnancy, like lactiferous breasts and protruding naval, compliment a posterior view that depicts widened hips for birthing and reveals the crowning of baby Sean’s head.

In the name of all that is good and holy, what are these people thinking? Wait, there’s more.

The monument also acknowledges the pop-diva’s pin-up past by showing Spears seductively posed on all fours atop a bearskin rug with back arched, pelvis thrust upward, as she clutches the bear’s ears with ‘water-retentive’ hands.

Oh, my… as if it weren’t gross enough, now it’s also creepy pervy gross.

Ok, steel yourself… pictures are after the break.

(link via Wizbang Pop)

The pics are linked to larger images courtesy of Wizbang Pop (they’ll automatically size down on those pages – just click on the pictures to blow them up).





  1. Now we are even for Fear of a Black Hat.

    Comment by Pete the Elder — 3/25/2006 @ 1:02 pm

  2. why didnt they take one from behind? is it anatomically correct?

    Comment by dave — 3/25/2006 @ 3:17 pm

  3. Dave, I don’t wanna know.

    Neither should you.

    Comment by Dangerous Dan — 3/26/2006 @ 9:22 pm

  4. I wana see a picture of the backside because its beautiful and inspiring just like that movie made by Paris Hilton. I think all female hollywood stars should show more of their body cause we pay good money for it.

    Comment by Maddona — 3/26/2006 @ 11:46 pm

  5. We all know what the directors doing after hours. I suppose that’d explain the white splotches all over the rear of the staute.

    Comment by Liquid Snake — 3/27/2006 @ 3:07 am

  6. My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

    Comment by Burton — 3/27/2006 @ 10:52 am

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  8. Britney had a PLANNED C-Section. Anyone know how this “statue” depicts Britney’s actual labor and “supposed” example of Pro-Life????? The article states she’s a great role model of a “young, successful Hollywood figure who chose family over career.” She was DYING to get pregnant cause K. Federline had 2 already and nobody outdoes Brit!! She and all future offspring and future husbands are set for life. She’s not abnormally BRAVE, she just chose not to abort. That’s all it takes to be a Pro-Life role model?? Oh, and the statue itself is pretty freaky and probably preverted on some levels. Make a statue of her sedated during her “I don’t HAVE to push… I’m Britney Spears” Ceasarean and I doubt it will have the same ‘message’. Some perv will love it just as much, though.

    Comment by Bianca — 3/29/2006 @ 11:11 pm

  9. Lincoln Memorial, Washington Monument, Britney Squeezing One Out

    Since my eyes have been permanently scarred by this image, I felt the evil need to force it upon others. In case it’s not clear, this is a statue of Britney Spears. Giving birth. On a bearskin rug. Doggy style.

    Trackback by Comedian Jenée: People are Idiots — 3/29/2006 @ 11:23 pm

  10. PERV Meet

    Today is yet another day with PERVs abound. Translation – welcome to another PERV meeting. How’s our logo-maker extraordinaire, Diane’s Stuff, holding up with her new VP role? Well, I hope. She was feeling a bit out of sorts…

    Trackback by The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns — 3/30/2006 @ 2:08 am

  11. I wish I could see closer more in-depth pitures, so I can jerk off to them.

    Comment by E Kacanda — 3/31/2006 @ 5:28 pm

  12. […] > The poor rug is thinking, "It’s bad enough they killed me just to throw me on the floor, now I have to be defiled by womb juice, too?  Jesus Keyrist." […]

    Pingback by InfoNote :: Britney Spears nudie pics… :: July :: 2006 — 7/2/2006 @ 4:33 am

  13. […] Ha! The same wacky guy who produced this has struck again. Artist Daniel Edwards has followed his piece “Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston,” with a buxom bust of the former first lady titled “The Presidential Bust of Hillary Rodham Clinton,” which is slated to show at New York’s Museum of Sex on August 9. […]

    Pingback by Dangerous Dan » A Bust of Hillary’s Bust — 7/27/2006 @ 11:42 pm

  14. Uhhh-who gives birth doggystyle?
    Why is she on a bearskin rug?
    Who paid to have this statue made?
    Why does this exist it hurts my humanity…

    Comment by James — 10/30/2006 @ 2:58 pm

  15. I think this is a very expressiuve peice that really brings the idea of pro-life to …life. cause like, that’s what its all about. Ya know?

    God Bless

    Comment by Shan an an — 2/23/2007 @ 10:58 pm

  16. Since WHEN has Britney ever worn her hair in a bun that screams “I am either Amish or a ballet teacher”?

    And the grossest thing about this statute is her horrible muscley back! Though I suppose it draws my eye away from the grossness of this scene.

    How come they’re all for keeping redneck freaks alive, but they’re happy to kill a majestic bear to squirt all over?

    Comment by Kitten — 3/6/2007 @ 12:13 pm

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