You Too Can Be Oprah
Thanks to Samantha Burns, I now know that there's such a thing as the Oprah wig:
Here's the description: "A unique design with very full and layered page shag back. Lightly textured hair brings out the hidden beauty of this fabulous design."
No word on whether it will give you the power to make middle-aged women read books you like, but you can surely get your inner-Oprah on in other ways… and for just $42.99!
Other wigs to check out are the Oprah II, the Pepa, the La Belle, and the… the… Macarenas 2 and 3? If ya ask me, the last two should be called the Rick James 2 and 3.
