Dangerous Dan

9/30/2004

Special Debate Picture Time

Filed under: General,Pics — Dangerous Dan @ 11:38 pm

Debate
"So, George, you bombed anybody else in the last few minutes, you right-wing nut job?"
"Nope. You find any more answers blowin' in the wind, you liberal peacenik weenie?"

Kerry Lipstick
In a surprise marketing move, Kerry modeled Revlon's new fall makeup line at the debate.

Bush sign
While Kerry is distracted, Bush coyly sticks a "kick me, I'm a flip-flopper" sign to Kerry's back.

Cop a feel
John McCain: War hero, maverick, straight-talker, and clearly not above coppin' a feel off the Bush daughters.

Heinz
Keep a careful eye on Theresa Heniz-Kerry, for I fear…
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Stay-Puft!
…the Traveler has come!

Debate 1

Filed under: General — Dangerous Dan @ 11:08 pm

Most of my predictions came true. Kerry didn't come across as quite a pompous ass as I'd hoped. He's a fine debater and kept taking it to Bush. I think W did will in defending himself and his record, though. He came off far more as the resolute person and he should have pounded Kerry's changing views more. How this will play in the polls, I really don't know. I think Kerry did a little better as far as style goes, but he needed more than just a little better in that category to really hurt Bush. I don't think too many undecideds were thrown over his way. The interesting things now are to see 1) how the polls go, 2) how this plays in MSM and in opinion journalism, and 3) what adjustments Bush and Kerry will make for the second debate.

Oh, and I checked my watch, it was about 8:13 CDT that Kerry made his first reference to him being in Vietnam. That was about 9 minutes into the actual debate. I'm somewhat surprised it took him that long. At the DNC, you couldn't turn around without running into a reference to Kerry and Vietnam.

Debate 1 Predictions

Filed under: General — Dangerous Dan @ 9:41 am

Based purely on my own opinions, here's how I think tonight's debate will go.

1) Bush will come off as resolute and steadfast. Kerry will try to portray this as being bullheaded and unwilling to conform to reality and to listen to others. Bush, though, is very good at looking resolute and will be able to spin such criticism back on Kerry as him being a finger-to-the-wind flip-flopper.

2) Kerry will come off as a pompous ass. Remember the first debate with Al Gore where he kept sighing? It won't be that bad, but Kerry will have a hard time looking presidential. He's built his campaign on the basis of Bush being stupid, ignorant, and/or evil and that's what the Democratic base likes to hear and it's what it expects to hear. Kerry may have a hard time resisting the impulse to cater to that sentiment, which will play well with the base but will be a turn off to the swing voters.

3) If pressed at all, Kerry will have a hard time articulating his position on Iraq. Sure, he'll have a few nice rote answers to potential questions, but if those answers are challenged or followed-up, he'll have problems.

4) Kerry will try the bad economy angle on Bush. Bush should be able to turn it around by noting steady improvements in the economy.

5) Kerry will try to press that his foreign policy positions in getting "the world," i.e. France and Germany, back on our side as allies will be superior to Bush's "unilateralism." Again, Bush should be able to turn this by noting the multilateralism of the Iraq war and by questioning how Kerry will improve relations with Europe considering the EU's stated goals of making Europe a counterbalance to the U.S. and that France and Germany have said they will provide zero military help towards the U.S. no matter what.

6) Ultimately, I think Bush will come out on top. Kerry's biggest liability is that his campaign is based so much on Bush-bashing. He wants to make it seem like Bush is doing an absolutely horrible job as president, which means creating the appearance that many things are very wrong with America that are the result of Bush's horrible job as president. This is a very pessimistic message. Bush, on the other hand, has the luxury of offering a very optimistic message: things are track, the economy's improving all the time, we're beating the terrorists bloody with a big friggin' stick, etc. It will be a cautious optimism, but optimism nonetheless, and that will be more appealing to voters.

9/29/2004

Daily Picture Time

Filed under: General,Pics — Dangerous Dan @ 10:38 pm

Bush Holla!
"Yo, everybody, I said HOLLA!!"

Kung Fu Jackson
As part of his continuing quest for self-improvement, Jesse Jackson now comes with his own kung-fu grip.

Sorry

Filed under: General — Dangerous Dan @ 10:35 pm

There won't be much else today… no time. I'll just move straight to the pictures.

Quotable Me

Filed under: General — Dangerous Dan @ 10:14 pm

Upon doing some Googling, I discovered a page at this site, lyingliar.com, liberally quoted (and credited me) this post of mine about Al Franken's Supply-Side Jesus. It's nice to be recognized. (Here's the post on my old blog site)

9/28/2004

Daily Picture Time

Filed under: General,Pics — Dangerous Dan @ 10:45 pm

Kerry Box
In order to better get out his campaign messages, Kerry had a digital billboard surgically attached to his chest.

Orange Kerry
Drudge recently noted that John Kerry's hue is becoming considerably more orange, which this leads this blog to wonder….
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Oompa Loompas
What else could Kerry be hiding from us?

War

Filed under: General — Dangerous Dan @ 10:22 pm

Orin Kerr over at the Volokh Conspiracy has put three questions to pro-war bloggers. Let's answer them.

First, assuming that you were in favor of the invasion of Iraq at the time of the invasion, do you believe today that the invasion of Iraq was a good idea? Why/why not?

Yes. Iraq was a festering pit led by a maniac who used his considerable finances to oppress his own people in the most tyrannical ways possible and who was allowing his country to be used for terrorist training. I'm also not yet convinced that there were/are no weapons of mass destruction. We know that he definitely had them at one point but we don't definitively know what happened to them. Just because we haven't yet found any doesn't mean that they were destroyed. We've found no evidence of that. Them being destroyed is the best case scenario. Slightly worse is that they're buried in the desert somewhere. If the Iraqis succeeded in hiding entire fighter jets in the sand, there's no reason they couldn't have done the same with weapon canisters. The worst case scenario is that the weapons were smuggled to other countries, e.g. Syria, or to terrorists.

Also, the Iraq situation was not going to get any better. After we sold out Iraqi rebels who revolted following Saddam's expulsion from Kuwait, there was no significant native resistance. After Saddam's inevitable death, there were two more sadists waiting to become tyrant #1 (there would have been no tyrant #2… the winning son would surely have killed the other). Had we normalized relations with Iraq, it would have rewarded Hussein and he would have engaged in his old activities, only more openly. Had we maintained the status quo, Iraqis would have continued to suffer under Saddam's boot, corruption would have continued unabated, and who knows what the future would have held.

And at least the U.S. finally acted on the many UN resolutions that had been passed over the years.

Second, what reaction do you have to the not-very-upbeat news coming of Iraq these days, such as the stories I link to above?

Sure the stats are bad. I, however, view them in a slightly different context. Most look at these things and think that they are purely the result of the U.S. invading Iraq and they are all complications from it. The better viewpoint is that Iraq is one big battleground (the battleground) on the overall war on terror. This war has been in the offing for several decades as terrorist attacks against Western targets became more serious and more frequent. 9-11 was merely the Pearl Harbor of the war when we were forced to sit up and take notice of the ominous events around us. As such, we first took out terrorist-central, Afghanistan. It was necessary, though, to keep pressing the war against our enemies. While there may, admittedly, have been better target countries than Iraq, it was still a prime target and the easiest to attack, politically speaking. Iraq has since become a bug zapper for terrorists. It's the place they've chosen to make their stand and the more that do, the more we can eliminate. And frankly, I'd much rather have them there than here.

Iraq is also the grand middle-east experiment. In a region dominated by a variety of corrupt dictatorial regimes, this is an opportunity to transform one country into an operative secular democracy. If it succeeds, and I'll grant that it's still hard to know if it will, then the accompanying freedom, justice, and economic improvement will be very enticing to people in surrounding countries. This could then result in civil unrest, possible revolt, and a greater liberalization of the region. This is, of course, the best outcome, so we're unlikely to see it exactly. But if we get elements of it, it will certainly be for the better.

The alternative is the experiment failing and Iraq sinking into a pit even deeper than the one under Hussein. If a democratic Iraqi government is unable to establish itself and assert itself, then the country will plunge into a civil war with theocrats like al-Sadr, terrorist groups, and Saudi Arabia, Syria, and Iran, all tearing the place apart. What will become of it then is difficult to speculate but it would absolutely not be in America's best interests. This will assuredly happen without a U.S. presence in the near to intermediate future. Pulling out is simply not an option.

So, yes, I don't like the stats listed; I don't like dead American soldiers. They are casualties of an overall noble war that was forced upon us and is one we don't have the option of not fighting. If we don't go to it, it will come to us.

Third, what specific criteria do you recommend that we should use over the coming months and years to measure whether the Iraq invasion has been a success?

I'd like to think dead or captured terrorists would be one nice indicator. Related to that, we need to be able to analyze how well this has helped us in the war on terror. After all, this is the battleground for that overall war. If the waging of this battle has not helped us in that war, then there's a problem. We also need to look at how successful the democracy is, how well the elections go, the confidence the citizenry has in the new government, and the economic improvements. Associated with these goals, we need to be able to secure commerce and transportation and Iraq needs a fair and efficient judiciary to protect individual rights and property rights. If these are all good, the country will improve. If they are bad, then we have a much longer road ahead of us.

Also Odd

Filed under: General — Dangerous Dan @ 9:18 pm

Slightly less disturbing than the item in the last post is this one, from the same site.

Ummm… I Doubt It

Filed under: General — Dangerous Dan @ 8:28 am

It's unlikely the wearer of this would agree with the sentiment. The most disturbingly ironic item of the day.

9/27/2004

Daily Picture Time

Filed under: General,Pics — Dangerous Dan @ 11:52 pm

Kerry Speech
After becoming slightly confused during a speech, John Kerry had to refer to his crib notes to remind himself what his positions were that week.

St. Daschle
Expecting future canonization by the Catholic Church, Tom Daschle poses for his official saint portrait.

Billionaire of the People

Filed under: General — Dangerous Dan @ 11:36 pm

In the same story as the last post, Kerry highlights how he's a privileged man of the people while Bush exploits his privileges as entitlements:

In Wisconsin, Kerry also made a personality attack against the president, saying that he and his rival are both children of privilege, but Bush considers his comfortable position an entitlement.

Kerry said "he and I, we went to the same university, we're both very privileged." Both men attended Yale University.

The Democrat added that from his education "came a sense of fairness and responsibility" while Bush "thinks it's entitlement."

Kerry said America's middle classes had suffered from the huge tax cuts that Bush had presided over and which Democrats say mainly benefit the most wealthy.

"He doesn't care, he's out of touch," said Kerry.

Right… this is the same man who married a millionaire heiress, divorced her and then later married a billionaire heiress. Who has five homes collectively worth over $33 million. Who pedals around on a $5,000 bicycle. Who has a $30 million private Gulfstream jet at his disposal. Who is renowned in Massachusetts and elsewhere (even by Dave Barry) for his pompous "Do you know I am?" incidents. Yeah… real salt of the earth.

Stupidisments

Filed under: General — Dangerous Dan @ 11:18 pm

John Kerry is now complaining about the war of words in the campaigns' tv advertising. He's whining that they're scaring off voters. This is pretty sad. It also sounds like Kerry's worried he's on the losing end of the ad war. That's generally the only reason a politician will try to take a high-road moral pose and plead for peace. If he thought he had the upper hand, he wouldn't have said it. Picture the old movie cliche where one guy has a gun and the other guy desperately persuades him to drop it so they can duke it out, macho-like.

Oh, and get this… he's referring to the ads as "misleadisments." Yeah. Real clever, John-o.

Watch Out for Flyers

Filed under: General — Dangerous Dan @ 11:06 pm

CBS News recently did a story about a flyer sent out by the RNC that warned people to vote for Bush because if Kerry became president, he'll appoint justices that will ban the Bible and legalize same-sex marriage. John Roberts and Dan Rather were all a twitter about the dishonesty of it all and how Republicans are trying to scare their base into voting: "The flyers exploit a proven political tactic: It's not necessarily about what's true, it's about what people believe might be possible." Strange… they don't have too much to say about this, the DNC's own SCOTUS site.

[Cue ominous music]

"Ask yourself:

Will the Justices appointed by George Bush protect the air you breathe and the water you drink?
Will the Justices appointed by George Bush guarantee that your vote is counted?
Will the Justices appointed by George Bush protect your right to choose?

The answer to each question – a resounding "no!""

[insert evil, cackling laugh here... or perhaps appropriate image of Karl Rove]

But the Dems' absurd alarmist claims apparently aren't worth "investigating" (there was no investigation… it was pure commentary) and putting on a primetime broadcast.

Carter

Filed under: General — Dangerous Dan @ 9:46 am

Let's see… so Jimmy Carter can find all sorts of faults with the election situation in Florida, but can't seem to find a single bad word to say about the corrupt Venezuelan elections? Yeah, that sounds like Jimmy.

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