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Dangerous Dan Thoughts and musings on the world


A Bust of Hillary’s Bust

Filed under: Humor & Satire,Pics,Politics — Dangerous Dan @ 11:42 pm


Ha! The same wacky guy who produced this has struck again.

Artist Daniel Edwards has followed his piece “Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston,” with a buxom bust of the former first lady titled “The Presidential Bust of Hillary Rodham Clinton,” which is slated to show at New York’s Museum of Sex on August 9.

Edwards says the bust captures the senator, “”with her head held high, a youthful spirit and a face matured by wisdom. Presented in a low cut gown, her cleavage is on display prominently portraying sexual power which some people still consider too threatening.”

Personally, it’s her policies I find threatening as well as her persona repellant. As for her sexual power… well, I’ll take Bill’s actions as an indicator of that.

And is it just me or does the bust look a little like Jimmy Carter with boobs? Seriously… check it out:

Hill Jimmy

(via Moonbattery)

Inflatable Men

Filed under: General,Humor & Satire — Dangerous Dan @ 2:19 pm

Blow up dude

Some company in England is marketing an inflatable man for cars.

He fits in a car’s glove box, appears at a flick of a switch and when a woman has finished using him, she can just pull the plug and he deflates.

He’s the “Buddy on Demand,” a blow-up man launched on Tuesday with the aim of making solo female motorists feel less nervous about driving at night.

Not that this is a new idea, of course:


Just hope you don’t need to use the manual inflation if he loses pressure.


The Sun’s a Dirty Killer

Filed under: General,Humor & Satire — Dangerous Dan @ 9:53 pm

According to a World Health Organization study, the sun kills 60,000 people a year (although death continues to be the number one killer). This has elicited the following reactions from some notables:

  • Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi immediately introduced legislation outlawing the sun. When the bill was defeated in the Senate, a new bill was introduced that would establish new taxes on the sun and on anybody who uses the sun’s energy or light for any purpose. The tax money, Reid said, will go to “I don’t know… something to do with needy kids, orphans, or puppies or something… that always works.”
  • The Bush administration countered by declaring military action against the sun. Upon reviewing documentary evidence, hurling nuclear weapons at the flaming ball of gas is ineffective. Instead, a trilithium projectile will be constructed as soon as they figure out how to make one. Bush spokesman Tony Snow also noted that the sun shines an awful lot in middle eastern countries, so it’s likely the sun is an al-Qaeda operative. He also said wiretapping had been increased in Arizona.
  • Al Gore praised the proposed actions by both the Democrats and Republicans. He noted that while humans exacerbate the problem, the primary cause of global warming is still the sun and that this root cause should be addressed.
  • The UN debated the matter for several days and eventually decided to send the sun a strongly worded letter that obliquely implied consequences if it does not desist its hostile actions. It then offered the sun a permanent membership position on the World Health Organization’s governing board.
  • France surrendered.
  • 7/24/2006

    Video Game Racism

    Filed under: General,Humor & Satire,Pics — Dangerous Dan @ 11:23 pm

    As long as I’m talking about video games…

    A University of British Columbia researcher has filed a report that claims there’s systemic racism in video games in that minorities are negatively portrayed. He says such portrayals are widespread and blatant. To come to this conclusion, he studied four games. Out of the roughly 22 trillion titles that exist. His previous study found that the vast majority of trees produce acorns.

    Other than race, there are number of other oppressed sprites in games. Here’s a sampling:



    King Hippo
    Obese boxers

    dead Nazi
    Nazis (ok, they earned it)


    Nazi Zombie
    Nazi Zombies


    Elite Zombie
    Alien Zombies

    Nazi Alien Zombies: Don’t exist yet, but when they do, it will be the perfect video game.

    (via Joystiq)

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